Sex is Normal

Okay, so here I sit, eating my dinner and wondering why some people are so blind.

How are they blind? Well, perhaps blind is an incorrect word.  I think that the word that I’m looking for is narrow. Or self-serving.  So many people have no understanding of the differences of the definitions for ‘fetish’ and ’submissive’ or fetish and ‘dominant’.  They think that submission is one thing and that thing is ultimately self-serving.

Fetish – A sexual fixation on a concept, object, or body part. A person with a fetish feels a compulsive need to use the object in order to obtain sexual gratification, and cannot achieve pleasure without it. There is usually a psychological connection between the individual’s fetish and important events in the past. Common fetishes – for feet, watching pornographic movies, for lacy underwear, certain smells etc.  Source: Definition of Fetish

A fetish is just…that. Just a fetish. It’s a kink. Gets you hard or wet, it gets you off.  It is limited and entirely sexual, though there are nonsexual fetishes. I’m not talking about those.

Submission.

Mmm. Now that’s a word that makes me smile. Fetish is great. I like that word but submission gives my entire body chills.

Submission is giving yourself to someone else, putting their wants and needs above your own in order to serve them.  Many people crave this, both online and offline. While online Dominance and submission are very common place, it isn’t the same as real life submission.  I won’t ever say it is. There’s no way that it can be but for those of us who cannot have that in our real lives, it’s the next best thing and can be fulfilling if you’re true to yourself and your Dominant, or your submissive.  That, of course, depends on you and the position you’re in.

A submissive person doesn’t look at just the sexual aspects and implications, they look at the heart of the issue and at the many ways that they can please their Dominant, whether they call them Master or Sir, or whatever personalized name that is chosen in that relationship.

Submission is not entirely about sex. It is not just panting, sweating, whips and chains, spankings, and punishment.  Punishment for sexual gratification is a Fetish.  Punishment, true punishment is just that.  It isn’t pleasant, it may hurt.  That hurt may be physical or it may be emotional.  It might be both.  But even online, you should feel a punishment in your heart. It should affect.  It is not something that is going to make you get off.  It’s not enjoyable.  It’s knowing that you have disappointed your Dominant, knowing that you did wrong and having your heart laid open, your sins exposed.  Just like when you were little and your mother/father/guardian told you to stay out of the dessert before dinner and your little bottom got reddened when she/he/they caught you with a cookie.

You knew that they were angry and it was more of a feeling of letting them down and being ashamed of that than it actually hurt your bottom.  It’s more about knowing that you did wrong and you deserved what you got, the ache of their faces being cross. They never wanted to hurt you, they just had to teach you by discipline that you had to behave appropriately.  Your eyes probably stared at your feet or the floor and your heart ached in sorrow and after you were punished, the sin was washed away and you were forgiven and expected to have learned a lesson from it.  You knew that they still loved you.  That is what punishment is about and it’s no different from a child feeling disciplined to an adult getting the same treatment.  The feeling is the same.

That’s what punishment is.  Fetish doesn’t come near that.  A true submissive knows that punishment is not something that you’re going to cry out in ecstasy and beg for more of.  You might ask for more because you know that you deserve it, but it’s not something that you’re going to enjoy getting. If it was, it wouldn’t be a punishment.

Another misconception that I see a lot is that submission means that, during sex, the submissive is going to just lay there and take it.  It usually pertains to men and women who want a woman or man to have their wicked way with their body.  That’s a purely sexual fetish, perhaps not one that someone cannot cum without, but still a fetish nonetheless.

When you are submissive, it is your role to please your dominant, to do everything that he or she wishes for you to. To make them happy.  In return you get so much.

While roleplaying or with a person in ‘fun time’ who is saying that they’re submissive, I expect to get a submissive.  When they’re not a submissive and they just lay there and expect me to have my character or for my online persona to go ape shit crazy on their cock while they kick back and enjoy it, I get angry. I am not there to serve a submissive.  I’m there to dominate them.

It irritates me.  It’s not about the submissive’s pleasure, it’s about the Dominant’s pleasure first and foremost.  Then it’s about the submissive, if the Dominant so chooses. Honestly, those who claim submissiveness and present me with a fetish…they get one of my own fetishes, orgasm control and denial.  If they happen to be partaking on their end and do release, that doesn’t really affect me either way on this because if they are connected to their character or their online persona, part of them will be affected by being denied.  It’s a small and very sweet revenge to get angry sentiments in return because it shows me that they do not understand the difference between fetish and true submission, and then I get to explain and they learn something.  Sometimes it broadens their horizons and gives them something to think about, sometimes it doesn’t.  However, I know that I’ve done my part with allowing the blind a glimpse into something that can be very profound.

Another misconception, quite the opposite of the incorrect perception of submissive meaning ‘have your way with me’ is the also very common, and sometimes very dangerous, thought that being Dominant means ‘have my way with you’.  It does not.  Dominance and submission can be described as a beautiful dance, each party giving and taking in tandem.  Dominance does not mean that the Dominant has the right to abuse, mistreat, or truly hurt his or her submissive.

The truth of the matter is that many women who are submissive, one would never know it if they knew them in real life. Some, sure, it’d be easy to pick them out of a line up and at first glance.

A lot of times, today’s modern women are put in positions [or put themselves in them] where they have to make many decisions that used to be considered ‘men’s roles’. This ranges from at home on a day to day basis to at work in offices, in management positions, and when females are in a job where they went to school for years to achieve that role.

It could be something as simple as when a bill gets paid to making sure that a shipment goes out from a loading dock in a warehouse smoothly and promptly on time. Many of these women, some of which I know in person, say that they’d ‘never let a man have control over them’ and then ten minutes later, turn around and talk about how the romance, usually meaning the man pinning them to the bed and having their wicked way, is missing.

Some women see being romantic as flowers and a nice dinner out on the town. I see it as just knowing that my man is thinking of me and finds me desirable. To me that’s romantic. But romance can be many things, something different to everyone.

Desire is what it boils down to. In all of the romance novels that us woman love to read, because we’re lacking such passion in our real lives, the women are with strong willed men that make their hearts beat faster, and ultimately take on some form of a dominating role in the woman’s life.

It’s almost ingrained, and I’ll completely leave out the primitive things for now, it’s ingrained there too but that leads to far more of a debate and discussing Women’s Liberation is never a fun thing.

Desire. That’s what it boils down to. A Master or Dom desires the woman and because of that [often seen as romantic by many women] desire, the women feel needed, cherished. Not to forget that their panties are probably soaking wet by that point as they write it out on a computer.

Women, no matter who they are, want to feel desired, cherished, and beautiful. What is stronger than a man desiring them so much that they have to kidnap them or obtain them in some shady way to ensure the submissiveness of the woman? Not much. Those are great lengths that the law prohibits men from doing today. Does this mean that women want to be raped or kidnapped in real life? No! It does not! Real rape is a horrible thing for women to face. It’s a crime. It is wrong. But that doesn’t make women desire to be needed any less. It doesn’t make them desire any less to be wanted, to be cherished, to be ravished passionately by a man that wants and needs them.

Driving a man to great lengths to show that he wants/needs/desires/can’t live without a specific woman. What better ego boost is there? Women will submit to those desires and give the man control just to have that, the beautiful emotion that leaves them sexually fulfilled and makes them feel desirable and wanted.

Fantasy rape is something that many women enjoy. Fear is connected, on a primitive level, to their loins. When I get afraid you can guarantee that my panties are getting wet. It’s just a natural fact. It happens because the body prepares to be entered and is trying to protect itself from pain and harm. This isn’t true for all women, some women go dry instead. I haven’t figured out why, yet. I hope to in the future. I haven’t found any studies that really are really comparative because it’s a very taboo topic. It’s not something women want to talk about mostly because with the way that women are taught to behave and think about sex, they don’t admit to it for fear of being seen as sexually deviant.

Giving over control can be a beautiful thing, but it’s not something that most women can do in their real lives. That or the women can submit in their real lives, it’s just a matter of finding someone to do it with. The right person that they trust to give that control to, one that understands that being submissive doesn’t mean being property and won’t hurt them. So that leaves it up to a fantasy world, the world of role playing, to make those cravings to give over control a reality even if only in literary form.

I felt like writing a little something about this topic, not quite sure why or what the point is, but here goes.

Orgasm. Definition:
1. The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also called climax.
2. A similar point of intensity of emotional excitement.

It’s the point that we’re all looking for when we get ourselves into a sexual situation, but in many cases it doesn’t come (no pun intended). Guys, sure, you ‘cum’, but was it really orgasmic? There are times when it is, and there are times when it’s not, but either way, sex is almost always wonderful. It still feels good, and it’s still satisfying. Even without an orgasm, you reach a peak and fall from it, leaving you (usually) content and satisfied. You’re not ‘Ifeelsofuckingamazing’ but you’re fine, you’re feeling good.

So my question… why is it that if I were to ask the population of women if they had ever faked an orgasm, the majority would say yes? Why is it that females are pressured to make their man feel like he’s done something he hasn’t? In a loving, caring relationship, would this not be a lie? Men seem to accept the fact more than women, that it is possible to have and enjoy sex without actually reaching orgasm. Though, I suppose men always have ejaculation on their side. (On that note, ejaculating =/= true orgasm).

Anyway, just kind of a mini-rant. Faking orgasm is never going to turn out well… you won’t get what you need to actually achieve that mind-blowing climax if you let your partner think that you climax from what they’ve tried. It’s not going to hurt them to say ‘That was wonderful, and I’m very content, but I didn’t orgasm. Maybe next time we should _________ so that I might.” Stop faking, get what you deserve, the full pleasure of an orgasm given by your partner. They deserve it too. It’s not a bad thing if you don’t have an orgasm! Accept that, work with it, make things better each time so that you can achieve climax!

“With Great Power Comes Responsibility”
-F.D.R.

What greater power can one receive than that to control another?

As a practicing domme of a number of years, I have come to learn just how true this statement is. It’s a frightening thought, sometimes, to know what sort or power I can hold over another. The kind of power that I don’t like to use, but that I know other’s abuse with vigor. This thought sends shivers up my spine – and not the good ones. It’s terrifying to think that there are ‘doms’ out there who are not concerned about the health and well-being of their submissive(s).

I can understand this sort of feeling in a role play, yes, it can be fun. And sure, I can understand it as something to spice up one’s sex life for a couple of hours. But as a lifestyle… I don’t like to consider the thought. And yet it is something that I am constantly reminded of. While I try to rebuild the pieces of a shattered (not broken) submissive who can no longer function without orders to do the simplest things, these idiots go on to shatter more subs into the horrid state of mind that they desire.

Now, what I can’t seem to fathom, is why a dom would ever desire a sub to be so dependant that they cannot get by on their own. This is irresponsible on the part of the dom, so far as I can see – it will take great amounts of work to get a sub who has been abused in the way back to a point where they are able to be well on their own. Perhaps it is a form of manipulating the submissive into staying with them… ensuring that they cannot make it without the other. But the line from D/s to abuse has long ago passed.

Another point of discussion within that – where does one draw the line between lifestyle and abuse? Would it not be seen as abusive for most people that many doms are physical with their subs when they so deserve? Or perhaps they enjoy it? The line here is blurred, as those of us who practice know that sadomasochism and punishment usually fall within the line of the lifestyle. I think that this line has to be drawn at different places for different people. Again, I go back to the original quote. One must be responsible with the power that a submissive gives them. When they are uncaring and don’t realize that a sub is a person just as much as they themselves are, things become much more black and white.

With the responsibility that a submissive gives, one must first and foremost ensure their wellbeing, their health, and their safety. Just because it is within your power to control their wellbeing, health, and safety, it does not make it okay for these important factors to be ignored. Responsibility means that these basic needs must be met. You must ensure that the person you are responsible for is meeting the basic standards for life. Care for them, they are not only your sub, but a person – human nature is to crave love and attention.

Ultimately, I wanted to post a blog logging that when one is given power, they must learn to control themselves. Power is corrupting, but it is not fair to allow someone else’s life to be ruined because of that. If one cannot handle the power that is given, they need to acknowledge that their position is not as the holder of a submissive.

Keep this in mind, that is all that I ask. It is a dominant’s responsibility and duty to their submissive to ensure that they are safe, well, and healthy. Trust, respect, and care come in to play afterward, all of these the founding pillars of a functioning relationship between dom and sub. When one is given responsibility, they must honor that and ensure that they do not abuse it, especially when the life of another person is held within their grasp.

So perhaps this is a plea, or just a reminder. Take care of your sub as much as you ensure that they can take care of themselves. You may not always be with them, and keep that in mind should you ever have an idea to make them truly dependent on you. If they are alone, do you really want to be the cause of them falling sick, being reckless, finding themselves unable to get by? Ultimately do you want to be the cause for them to end up in the hospital unable to perform basic tasks without order? Would you desire to hold the death of another on your conscience for your own selfish demands?

Think twice. Power equals responsibility.

Ever seen a scene between two people where both come together, madly and passionately. Each removes an article of clothing without any hesitation, mishap or by any means questioning whether he or she has washed their underwear. Think about it or better yet if anyone has seen The Notebook, remember the scene between Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams. Remember the scene where the two are wet from being out in the rain, enter into Ryan’s house in the movie and from there go about removing their clothes to engage in a bout of sex? Yes, look it up on youtube if you do not have the DVD or DVR to record it the next time it comes on for the twentieth time on Oxygen channel. There you will see how the two come together, in many ways, on screen.

However, this does not apply in real life. Sorry to burst your bubble but sex is never as easy as the love scenes on the big screen. It can be smelly, clumsy, slippery (there is a difference between being wet between the legs and being soaked from the rain to catch a cold or slipping down where a broken bone can happen) pulling muscles and at times breaking hips. Do not be fooled by a sex scene in the rain or running to remove clothes. When running and pulling off jeans, a high chance of slipping or falling down can happen. The scenes in a few movies where the person can hop and move around with their jeans around their ankles is only in movies. Be prepared to fall down and even bust your lip in order to get between the legs of a female.

Now, if anyone has ever gotten their lothes soaking wet, then they can agree it is hard to remove wet clothes from one’s body. For me, if I am wearing more than one layer, it will take more than a few minutes to get rid of the clothing and get down to business. For those in the movie business, it takes them less than a minute in order to remove shirt, pants, boxers, socks and anything else which could get in the way of a bout of love making.

Sex in real life is not depressing at all. Not to say you will never feel eyes roll back into your head and see fireworks upon sexual completion but be realistic. One may not hear Bethoven’s Eight symphony at the peak of completion but I am sure you will be over the moon to be given a great orgasm. Just want you to be realistic and not think every sexual encounter ends in fireworks, a sixteen piece orchestra and a sex gong being hit to let everyone know you had sex. Well, maybe the sex gong part might happen if you have thin walls but who can really say.

Is your hand raised?

Well, is it?

Mine is. Heck, both of mine are. And if I could raise other people’s hands for me, well, they’d be raised too!

You know the old saying that a man thinks about sex every few seconds? I don’t doubt its truth. But what about us women? I know I think about sex every few seconds. A day doesn’t go by that I’m not thinking about sex in some way or another. I’m thinking about it right now. And no, it’s not because I’m writing this.

Well, that’s not entirely true. I mean c’mon, I’m writing about sex, of course I’m thinking about it! But forefront on my mind is the delicate curves of a woman…how I’d like to run my hands over them, trace the lines of her body with my fingers….doesn’t that just make you all tingly? -grins-

Fast forward a few seconds…same woman, only this time she has me tied to a bed while I watch her put on a strap-on. Hmmm….such deliciousness!

We all think about sex. Some of us more than others, and some things take our minds off of sex. But typically it’s only briefly…because someone will say a word, or we’ll see a beautiful body walk by, or an image will stimulate our mind in the right direction and again our thoughts we’ll be veered towards sex.

So, dear reader, is your hand raised?

Straight, Gay, Queer, Femme, Butch, That Is Not My Name…

Note: This is not against anyone nor is it against anything has done or said towards anyone. This is merely a comment and curiosity as to ‘gender and sexual identity words’ and how it can affect me and only me in my day to day life most of all my love life. If this somehow can be related back to you, thank you for reading but I am no expert on this subject. Take this with a grain of salt and maybe a bar of chocolate.

Queer
Straight
Homosexual
Bisexual
Butch
Femme
Genderqueer
Genderfuck
*So many names…so little time….

In my opinion, love or attraction has never been a ‘male’ or ‘female’ tag and it is not a ’straight’ or ‘homosexual’ tag that I look for on a person. Attraction knows no bounds. Love does not whisper in my ear the person I am interested in is a butch female or a man who was born a female before he went through the process to become a male.  It does not field out those who were born a certain sex to those who have changed their sex for their own purpose in life. I see someone I am attracted to, I let the person know he or she is an attractive person. Whenever I am hit on by someone, I am not offended if it is a male or a female because both are beautiful in my eyes. Those of transgender, queer, transexual, any and every type are beautiful and loving people. While my eyes can see (most of the time) the differences of who is who, my heart could really give a rat’s ass if I fall in love with someone who was born biologically of a certain sex and who is of the same gender as myself.

Labels are not something I enjoy to put on people when it comes to their sexuality or gender identification because they are people and not tupperware where I slap on their label and set them in an ‘appropriate place’. What appropriate place? Do I have a set place for me in the imaginary refridgerator? Where do I fit in? I am not attracted exclusively to males. I am not head over the hills in love with women. Why should I be told I cannot love a woman and a man? Is it because I am selfish and cannot pick which side to love? Maybe I am confused and not thinking ’straightly’. This is what my own mother told me when I revealed to her my desire did not just stop at men but women and other genders as well. Males, females and everyone who falls in between the ‘just male’ and ‘just female’ appeal to me and no one should tell me I have to pick a side to love nor should they tell me the only side I can pick is males because I am biologically a female (this relates to how people assume it is wrong or an experiment phase of men and women falling for those of the same sex).

Myth 1: I am only attracted to males because I am a female. No.

Myth 2: I let someone else decide who I should love. No.

Never have I stopped and realized it was wrong to be attracted to a female because she was not a male and went against the faith or what was deemed ‘correct’ of those closest to me. I have not stopped and felt guilty because I was attracted to a transgender or transexual because those ‘titles’ fall by the wayside to me. No one is allowed to throw me into a box and tell me who I can and cannot date.  No one is allowed to tag my love life nor should I let it be allowed by any authority who thinks certain people should stay with certain people. We live in a world where strides have been made to keep prejudice out and there should not be any in telling me I cannot fall in love with a cross-dressing female because she does not fit the ‘tag’ placed upon her in society.

These tags do not keep me locked into what society deems appropriate for me. Tags should be placed on clothes, dog collars or even those body sprays but never should it be placed on who one should be attracted to in their life. Whenever a female in a red dress or gorgeous transgender in a pair of jeans walks on by, I let them know they are beautiful and will hopefully let me take them out for a cup of coffee.

*Notice how in two pair of tags, there is a slew of ‘tags’ missing from the pile such as ‘queer, transgender, transexual, etc’ or ‘asexual, bisexual, trisexual, polysexual, omnisexual’. Again, there are a slew more ‘tags’ I am missing but one can get the gist of what is being said but this all pertains to me. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and right now my opinion is on how this affects me especially my love life.

What is force?

By the definition found electronically, force has several ways to be defined, a few of them state it as a noun and a verb. The definitions include force as:

1. physical power or strength possessed by a living being: He used all his force in opening the window.

2. strength or power exerted upon an object; physical coercion; violence: to use force to open the window; to use force on a person.

3. strength; energy; power; intensity: a personality of great force. 

4. power to influence, affect, or control

5. Law. unlawful violence threatened or committed against persons or property.

There are many more definitions but these five caught my eye. Now how does force deal with this blog entry? Well, think about  the relationship a Master or Mistress has with his or her pet/slave/submissive. What comes to mind? The regal stance a Master has as he commands and waves a hand for his beloved pet to come to his side? Does the image of a Mistress screaming her bloody head off and throwing a tantrum because her pet could not read her thoughts on how he should stand come to mind? So many thoughts can come up for one when it comes to relationships between a Dom(me) and his/her submissive. However, what should never be told as truth is the use of excessive force or even violence to keep a pet/submissive/slave in line is always found in M/s relationships.

Myth: If force or excessive force is not used in a M/s relationship then it is not considered a “true” M/S relationship

Truth: This is total bullshit.

Sorry, for the language, but using force even to the point of excessive violence against a slave to correct a mistake is not what a M/s relationship should be viewed as. Yes, we have submissives who have a high tolerance for pain but do we really need to get to the point of scarring and bruising to get a point across? No. Yes, we have submissives who enjoy to be humiliated and told he or she is a ‘naughty slave’ but do we want them to believe they are worth nothing to anyone or that no one in the world deserves them but a person who goes from being a Master to being an abuser? No.

Yes, there are sadists and there are masochists but to whip and strike a submissive for a small infraction which could have been corrected with words and a light spanking blurs the line between what is acceptable and when the time to use a safeword.

Safeword?

Yes, a safeword because even in a M/s relationship, a safeword is implented and upheld to keep things from going too far i.e mental, physical, psychological, spiritual and emotional damage. When it gets to the point of a submissive needing counseling or entering into a mental facility because he or she went to the breaking point in a M/s relationship, the line has been crossed. M/s relationship can just as easily enter into an abusive relationship where there is the abuser and the abusee. M/s relationships just like any regular relationship is based on trust, commitment, respect and of course love. Why take someone under your wing if you do not care about them?  

If someone were to always use force on a slave to get him/her to do something, it simmers it down to really an abusive relationship with or without sex thrown into it. Hell, if I wanted to slap around someone to do something for me or to me, I might as well have roped in a lover and abuse the hell out of him/her. However, I do not. I have a lot more respect and class to know abuse will never get me anywhere but the Big House.

Now, a M/S relationship is one that is based on trust, commitment, respect and love. Here is how trust is considered in the contract between an owner and owned:

The person enslaving or giving themselves over to said owner are trusting this person will either:
a. Mold them to the specfications an owner wants in a healthy manner.
b. Use them as a slave can and should be used with their mind, body, and soul in the hands of someone who can easily crush them and harm them but should not.
c. Make sure he/she never regrets giving themselves over to said owner.

No one can ever force someone wholeheartedly into doing something he or she might not like. Instead, there is the pushing of limits and seeing where a slave can open their mind up to. Any and all submissives have the ability to step back, look towards their Master or Mistress and let them know he or she does not feel comfortable or trusts any certain exercise or command. Every submissive has a right to let themselves be heard. No submissive should ever feel as if he or she cannot speak up especially if it concerns their well-being. No submissive should ever feel he or she needs to keep quiet in order to escape a smack to the face or being thrown against a wall.  

I do not know everything about anything to do with the BDSM and M/s community. I have a good six and a half years in the community.  I see there are true Masters’/Mistress’ around here but there are those that feel he/she can pick up the whip and crack it without consequences. In reality, those who think, once again, think using force against a slave are Masters’/Mistress’ are really users/abusers. Those type of stereotypical Dom(me)’s mar the true nature of M/S and a slap to the face to the real ones.

This is one of those things that has been burning in the back of my mind for some years now. Some of the more absurd / amusing things I have seen in various hentai programs…

1. When your girlfriend’s milf of a mother catches the two of you having sex, she will have no qualms about insisting on a threesome – either to teach you, your sister, or both.
2. Alternately, a mother will freely offer up her virgin daughter to a strapping young basement dweller.
3. All women are bisexual. It is only a matter of whether or not they admit it yet.
4. Virgin females will happily collect themselves into harems for a mass-deflowering by the protagonist.
5. Bringing a girl to orgasm is a good way to say you are sorry for raping her.
6. This goes both ways – men will eventually enjoy getting raped, too.
7. Do it enough and she will become your hapless mind-controlled sex-slave.
8. Because whoever cums first loses.
9. Virgin women are reserved, asexual creatures, who are not driven to sex until they actually experience it.
10. Taking a girl’s virginity produces roughly the same amount of pain and blood for each girl.
11. The G-spot is in a mysterious, hard to reach location.
12. Sexually transmitted diseases are a myth.
13. Possibly because real men only have sex with virgin women, making sex an unsuitable vector.
14. Sex cults make enough money to field their own small army, navy and air force.
15. Failing that, they can summon a demonic horde.
16. Girls with D cups or less may feel insecure about their breast size.
17. In fact, to truly be attractive, a woman should at least be sporting a G cup.
18. Massive breast expansion never results in visible vein structure.
19. Indeed, the nipples on some breasts may be large enough to use as sexual orifices.
20. This is because nipples have a single hole at the tip, like a penis does.
21. Spontaneous, ejaculatory-style lactation is normal during a female orgasm.
22. All virgins bleed during their first time. No non-virgins bleed because of sex.
23. The cervix, if it exists at all, is more like a second hymen to be breached rather than a life-threatening situation if forced into.
24. Vaginae are as deep as they need to be to accommodate any size of intruder. Two feet? No problem.
25. Indeed, a four-foot long, foot-wide cock will have no problems fitting inside a three-foot long body with an eight-inch wide waist. She won’t even bulge.
26. The clitoris can be safely ignored until convenient. Any proper woman will be pleasured enough by a properly gargantuan dick.
27. Convenient usually means that the clitoris is capable of growing into a penis. For some men, this is apparently a turn on. For me, more like nightmare fuel.
28. In fact, the biggest packages actually belong to ‘women’ who can perform autofellatio without bending their backs.
29. ‘Well endowed’ men, however, should be happy with their little twenty incher.
30. …or who are incapable of sucking their own glans because they are simply that long.
31. It is perfectly natural for a girl to squeeze a three-inch wide, foot long cock down her throat.
32. She will usually breath just fine in doing so.
33. All girls will happily swallow all semen, no matter their prior experience or its donor’s diet.
34. Alternately, they will comment on specific nutrients being lacking, such as iron.
35. The typical ejaculation is approximately two gallons.
36. There is no such thing as a male refractory period.
37. Semen stays fresh and syrupy. It never clumps or curdles.
38. Cum in hair washes out with absolutely no trouble.
39. Cum in eyes causes no discomfort whatsoever.
40. It is always a solid, milky white. Or sometimes always yellow. Men within a given hentai do not have differing colors or consistencies of seed.
41. Cum does not mix with blood, they remain separate, like oil and water, the blood runs down in streaks.
42. Or anything else. Santorum has no place in hentai. I actually don’t mind that one.
43. Taking that a step further. Feces does not even exist. The Anus is just a specialized sex organ.
44. It is perfectly reasonable to expect a sufficiently well-endowed sexual organ to reach from anus to throat without damaging anything in between. Or vise versa.
45. It will not even, as one friend puts it, ‘taste like ass’. Poop doesn’t exist, remember.
46. Heaven help you if you actually do encounter a hentai where feces plays any sort of role.
47. Steel segmented tentacles will not cause the least bit of discomfort as they drive foot after foot of their length into the vagina.
48. The same goes for chitinous plating driving into the anus.
49. They may indeed want our woman, but there is always a female co-conspirator.
50. People who are turned on by one of tentacles, furries, futanari, dentata and assorted other major fetishes will be even more turned on by the combination of all of them. Just look at how successful Venus 5 was.