Sex is Normal

Ever seen a scene between two people where both come together, madly and passionately. Each removes an article of clothing without any hesitation, mishap or by any means questioning whether he or she has washed their underwear. Think about it or better yet if anyone has seen The Notebook, remember the scene between Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams. Remember the scene where the two are wet from being out in the rain, enter into Ryan's house in the movie and from there go about removing their clothes to engage in a bout of sex? Yes, look it up on youtube if you do not have the DVD or DVR to record it the next time it comes on for the twentieth time on Oxygen channel. There you will see how the two come together, in many ways, on screen.

However, this does not apply in real life. Sorry to burst your bubble but sex is never as easy as the love scenes on the big screen. It can be smelly, clumsy, slippery (there is a difference between being wet between the legs and being soaked from the rain to catch a cold or slipping down where a broken bone can happen) pulling muscles and at times breaking hips. Do not be fooled by a sex scene in the rain or running to remove clothes. When running and pulling off jeans, a high chance of slipping or falling down can happen. The scenes in a few movies where the person can hop and move around with their jeans around their ankles is only in movies. Be prepared to fall down and even bust your lip in order to get between the legs of a female.

Now, if anyone has ever gotten their lothes soaking wet, then they can agree it is hard to remove wet clothes from one's body. For me, if I am wearing more than one layer, it will take more than a few minutes to get rid of the clothing and get down to business. For those in the movie business, it takes them less than a minute in order to remove shirt, pants, boxers, socks and anything else which could get in the way of a bout of love making.

Sex in real life is not depressing at all. Not to say you will never feel eyes roll back into your head and see fireworks upon sexual completion but be realistic. One may not hear Bethoven's Eight symphony at the peak of completion but I am sure you will be over the moon to be given a great orgasm. Just want you to be realistic and not think every sexual encounter ends in fireworks, a sixteen piece orchestra and a sex gong being hit to let everyone know you had sex. Well, maybe the sex gong part might happen if you have thin walls but who can really say.